Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
you fucking people
All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…
King of the galaxy
Where is your pokemon god now?!
Via take the shot
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
the longer you look the funnier it is
Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining